Let me start off by saying for $7 a month you get 3 free tows
a year from AAA. Dont drive drunk, let the tow truck driver
be a hero for a change. Call a tow truck, save a life.
Drunken Taxi
Drunken Taxi was My Friend Billy and I's idea, Shoutout...lol.
He's a Repo Man, or a secret spy recovery agent.
Usually we just drop him off and run, lmao.
We started brain storming ideas of how to equipe my Dodge Durango with a car pully.
You know where the spare tire is? Well thats a wench also.
So maybe weld metal tubing into a triangle with the weight capacity of a vehicle, that can be stored under neath the SUV by using the already installed Spare Tire Wench.
My Durango can pull up to 3,100 lbs...Like a travel trailer, with my stock transmission.
This is my vehicle specs.
2002 Dodge Durango
Fuel Consumption. 17.5 (Automatic City) 12.4 (Automatic Highway)
4.7L V8 DOHC 32 valves.
235 hp @ 4800 rpm.
5 speed automatic.
So maybe the wheels can be added and removed so they arent hanging off the vehicle,
since there is so much room in the back.....third row seats and all. Wink.
Then maybe add some airbags on the welded triangle frame, to raise the vehicle.
So you'll use the wench to drop the frame, add each wheel, 1 by 1.
Then use a remote thats connected to an air compressor in the back of the Durango
(Thank You Ernest "Sumo" Peterman).
He has a big Air Compressor in the back of his durango,
you should hear his air horn!
So you raise the front end of the vehicle, strap it up and off you go with the drunk driver, lol.
You Bartenders should have the option to call tow truck drivers, because they can save lives too.
So maybe Uber might see my idea and offer it as an option.
The reason why I'm saying an SUV...is because of the amount of seats for friends, and Gas mileage.
Sometimes the bars are located in retail locations and the land has another owner.
Sometimes the land owners dont allow overnight vehicles.
Also people dont like to leave their vehicles incase of breakins or theft.
A few reasons why people may not want to leave their vehicle in certain locations...
So they decide to make a bad decision.
Also you can pay $7.00 a month for AAA and get 3 free tows a year.
It's called Prevention....fix it before it happens.
We don't see very many forest fires do we?
Plus if you want to still drink and drive with this option,
Maybe the bill will be added to your DWI Case.
Maybe AAA, Uber, or Lyft may see this real cool idea.
